Subscribe to RSSFAT RONALDO HAS NOW OFFICIALLY GRADUATED TO PORKER STATUS
There are questions that life just won’t give you answers to… Why is the sky blue? Why are women so difficult to understand? How can ‘Fat Ronaldo’ graduate to the ‘porker’ status and still net goals?
We here at Soccer Jones don’t have the answer. Truly, I have done advanced calculus-based economic equations while in college that were easier to understand than how Ronaldo can turn into a giant slab of fat after being rightfully labeled as one of the world’s most prolific scorers.
It appears that the 33 year-old striker is currently pushing two bills at this point… maybe three… we will do some more investigation and get back to you on that point. Clearly, homeboy needs some Slim Fast shakes, Hydroxycut pills, and maybe even a round or two of liposuction. The look on his face in the picture above suggests to us that his legs are ready to give out at any given moment.
1 Comments
2010-08-10
14:42:26
I doubt very much that Ronaldo can be deemed as the greatest footballer. The likes of Messi, C.Ronaldo and Ronaldino are probably more versatile than he was. He was never great at setting goals for others either. Nonetheless, he does have one or two good points, as follow:
1. The view that he is the most prolific goal scorer of all time is a simple inevitability.
2. He has been Top Scorer as follow:
1994–Cruzeiro–Top scorer –44 GOALS / 44games
1995–Psv Eindv –Top scorer–35 GOALS/ 36games
1997– Barcelona-Top scorer–47 GOALS / 49game
1999 – Copa America - Top scorer – 5 GOALS
(Golden Boot)
2003 – RMadrid -Top scorer–30 GOALS / 44games
2004–R Madrid-Top Scorer–31 GOALS in 48games
World Cups -Top scorer – 15 GOALS in15 games
3. World Cup 2010 showed how difficult it is for great players to score goals. In 2002 4 Turkish defender surrounded Ronaldo but he outplayed all of them and scored a genius goal. That is why he was classed as any defender’s worst nightmare.
4. However the most fascinating factor about by the 'Phenomenon' which makes him simply irresistible is this: Many players, like C.Ronaldo can do the 'step over' and beat another player, but they always do that outside the box and miles away from the goalkeeper. Conversely, the Phenomenon is the only player who possesses the acute skill of beating the last defender or the goalkeeper with a ‘step over’ inside the box and score. Such a feat is extremely difficult to achieve when you are face to face with the last defender or goalkeeper. A player can do it once or if he tries hard enough may be twice, but that’s all. Ronaldo have done it dozens and dozens of time. He is truly the Ultimate Predator. [Yuvraj Gopaul]