STARTING XI – WORST HAIR

GK - RENE HIGUITA (COLOMBIA) - RICK JAMES WANNABE

D - ALEXI LALAS (USA) - CARROT TOP MEETS BILLY GOAT

D - BARRY VENNISON (ENGLAND) - DURAN DURAN MEETS MICHAEL BOLTON

D - TARIBO WEST (NIGERIA) - GREEN BRAIDS

D - ABEL XAVIER (PORTUGAL) - ONE BAD HAIR CUT AFTER ANOTHER

M - DAVID BECKHAM (ENGLAND) - IF THIS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, GOOGLE HIS '09 PLAYOFF HAIR OR HIS BRAIDED CORN ROWS

M - CHRIS WADDLE (ENGLAND) - THE MULLET IN ALL ITS GLORY

M - RUUD GULLIT (NETHERLANDS) - MILLI N' VANILLI MEETS A SHEEP DOG

F - DJIBRIL CISSE - FRANCE - SATAN, IS THAT YOU?

F - RONALDO (BRAZIL) - DID HE LOSE A BET OR SOMETHING?

F - BOBBY CHARLTON - ENGLAND - THE COMB-OVER AT ITS FINEST