STARTING XI – WORST HAIR
GK - RENE HIGUITA (COLOMBIA) - RICK JAMES WANNABE D - ALEXI LALAS (USA) - CARROT TOP MEETS BILLY GOAT D - BARRY VENNISON (ENGLAND) - DURAN DURAN MEETS MICHAEL BOLTON D...
RUDI VOLLER – THE PERMED MULLET
Rudi Voller had a permed mullet and the mustache of a guy who drives around a mini-van with no windows and gives away free puppies and candy to little kids. Image...
ALEXI LALAS
During the 1994 World Cup here in the States, Alexi Lalas had quite the mop. It’s sorta one of those hair cuts that is cool at the time, and then 15 years...
PAUL SCHARNER
Paul Scharner plays for Wigan and the Austria national team. A guy I hate, frosts his tips… words can’t express what I think of the wig Scharner has...
TARIBO WEST… REALLY?
TARIBO WEST – This hair is just plain painful to look at… is that rope braided into his hair or is that actually his real hair? Either way, it’s...
DJIBRIL CISSE… UM, SCARY
DJIBRIL CISSE – This French footballer plays striker for Panathinaikos. Not only is Cisse well-known for his speed on the pitch, he also has one of the most...
ABEL XAVIER
ABEL XAVIER – I don’t really even know what to say about this. Speechless.
ROBERTO BAGGIO’S BRAIDED MULLET
During the 1994 World Cup here in the USA, Roberto Baggio rocked the braided mullet. WhenI was 12 years-old, I thought it was a pretty good look. However, 16...
DAVID BECKHAM’S MLS PLAYOFF HAIRDO
DAVID BECKHAM – So, it’s not exactly a mullet, but is definitely just as hard on the eyes. This mop consists of shaved sides, long hair across top,...
